Heeey, peoples. Don Salvatore here. It's been about a month since my last update, and life's still truckin' along without a care in the world who gets thrown under the tires. Luckily that's why God invented Fox and America's Funniest Home Videos, so we get to laugh at those people! Anyways...

1) My fucking leg hurts

If you've read my myspace blog, you'll know that I nearly died a few weeks back, and because of that I've needed to give up all pain medications. I'm past the detox point (wasn't really all that "Detoxy", considering there was no real "addiction".), so now I'm just getting plain old *pain*. The joints in my wrists are fucked. Up the ass. Badly. Typing this blows HARD, but I can't complain, seeing as I continue to, you know, type like an idiot. What's bad though is my knee. I'm limping like a motherfucker on my right leg, because my knee is reaching Near-House levels. Bright side of this is now I get an excuse to buy a kickass deathstick, er I mean, "cane". <_<
I also apparently get migranes, and have for years. Just never realized it because I was on the meds so consistantly. I've had an ass kicking migrane for about 5 days straight now. Ouch. Fucking ouch.

2) My Parents are idiots

Generic white person "parent h8". Nothing more needs to be said except that my mother's going through the whole "Crazy psychotic female" phase that every female has seemed to aquire recently (especially Zach, seeing as he's, you know, a female. And gay. No, not lesbian, gay.)

3) Resident Evil 4 for the Wii kicks ass

Buy it.

4) I need a guitar

It's pretty obvious. Anything. A Gibson Les Paul, preferably, seeing as my dream guitar (Gibson Firebird) is several THOUSAND bucks extra. I'm extremely hindered in my guitar playing experience with my lack of anything more than a 50 year old POS acoustic.

5) I want Band Hero

Or whatever the hell it's called. 200 bucks my ass, I want it now.

6) And yes, my mood is still "Content"

Would I be Don Salvatore if I didn't stay my contented laid back self throughout all of life? Hell no. I rule.

7) I rule

Pace con voi, mis amigos.